CRUNCHY CEO CANAPÉS
1 box stale crackers
Sliced cheese
3 CEOs in stretch limos
assorted crudités
Gently spread an assortment of crackers along a Wall Street sidewalk within shouting range of Zuccotti Park. Garnish with sliced cheese. Wait for CEOs to pass in limos. Have Occupy Wall Street veterans hurl crudités at limos and scream, “You fucking greedheads, you ruined my life!”
You're sick. You're really sick.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Who you callin' sick?
ReplyDeleteYou, you stupid...
ReplyDeleteYou wanna step outside?
ReplyDeleteGlad to.
ReplyDeleteOkay, now that he's outside, what recipe shall I make next?
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